The Worst Bumbo Ever

2 Nov

So I have this awesome little Godbaby named Claire…

She’s cute.

And she has the cutest, chubbiest little thighs you ever did see.

Trouble is, her cute chubby little thighs don’t really fit in her bumbo seat! And where is a baby to sit if not in a bumbo? Well Zac and I were very dismayed by this business of Claire not having a proper seat so we decided to make her her very own bumbo, with plenty of room for her thighs.

So we told Claire about it and she was all, “Whoa! Fer real?!”

And we’re like, “Yeah for real.”

So we bring out the homemade, roomy bumbo and we put her it in…

“Umm…what the hell kind of bumbo is this???”

She promptly decided it was the worst. bumbo. ever.

And then she sounded the alarm and alerted the surrounding 16 counties that we were torturing her for the sake of cute photos.

And we promptly removed her from the pumpkin before anyone had time to call DCFS and report people in the woods stuffing babies in pumpkins.

Eventually we introduced Claire to a better, more suitable seat. And it was still bright orange…

And she sat happily ever after.




5 Responses to “The Worst Bumbo Ever”

  1. Alyssa Burns November 2, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

    Very Cute Maggie, I love the story!

  2. Janice November 2, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    OMG! This is the cutest baby ever! These are the best pictures ever! I absolutely LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the first shot! It is perfect…she is perfect… you are perfect! I’m on a big ole grandma high right now! 🙂 Thanks so much!

    • maggieandzac November 2, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

      Haha! This is the best comment ever!!

  3. erica turner November 4, 2011 at 6:24 am #

    Gorgeous photos, Maggie! Love the bumbo shots and that first one is just perfection. Claire gets more and more beautiful all the time!

  4. Jenny November 9, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    LOVE the pictures and the narrated story is hysterical!! The last one captures Claire’s attitude to a tee — such a happy and fun baby! 🙂

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